(Source: neology, via 5urreality)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
(Source: lon-gnome, via 5urreality)
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
(Source: condorn, via 5urreality)
Do you ever just stare at really attractive people and think “how”
(Source: marinasexual, via 5urreality)
